I’m confidently expecting someone to tell me this is “cute”, “Adorable” or “Lovable”. I’m certain there’s someone who thinks this is so cute to encourage a child to grow a plant, or someone who collects teddy bears and thinks this would be an unusual addition to their collection.

I only have one word for you - DON’T!

Just don’t! It’s horrible, it’s cheap, it’s tacky, it’s plastic, it’s grubby (well what do you expect when it’s been used as a flower pot? I could clean it but honestly - what’s the point?).

So there’s really only one good thing I have to say about this, and that’s if you run out of pots to transplant your seedlings into prior to planting out with this bear you’ll always have one spare pot.

Other than that it’s simply six and a half inches of grotesqueness