You just know this vase was made for ridicule, I mean even the most tolerant person couldn’t find something complimentary to say about it and I can’t think who might want to put it on display or in pride of place in their front room.

Bottle vases are such a waste of space in the first place, they can’t hold any flowers worth speaking about, which lets face it is the whole point of a vase, and in general they’re not attractive either.

This one is no different, plain brown doesn’t even make an attempt at some class. I honestly don’t know who would want this vase or what could persuade them it had the faintest iota of attractiveness. Some colour might help at least give it a semblance of interest. The shape could be more suitable, tall and thin is the ideal recipe for easy to knock over spilling the flowers and water over your coffee table.

The one and only hope for this vase is that someone, somewhere has a very thin tall window that they need some decoration for, and that brown is their favourite colour!